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Michelle Malkin Speaks the Truth, You Bunch of Oberlin Fruits!
In a stunning development sure to create a profound sense of disorientation (or "disasiantation," if you PC nitwits insist), CleverAmerican can confirm that Michelle Malkin has spoken the truth. That's right, I said it. Tha troof. And the beauty of... [more]
17 Feb 06 | Comments (0)

Chuck Norris Assails Clever American Proposal
CleverAmerican cares deeply about our nation's safety. So when we seek out clever and cost-effective solutions to our border security issues we put politics aside. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Chuck Norris... or somebody lucky enough to... [more]
11 Feb 06 | Comments (0)

Ominous Doomsday Scenario (Is there any other kind?)
Imagine if we flipped on the television tomorrow morning to learn that either Washington, New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Dallas had been wiped off the map by a WMD. Such an event would only be second in... [more]
06 Feb 06 | Comments (0)

Racial Profiling the Lazy Way
Those tough-as-nails, take-no-prisoners, über-conservatives like Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin, and Michael Savage (née Weiner) like to shame Americans for qualms we might have about racial profiling. Given their way, zeroing in on Middle Easterners would be the bedrock of our... [more]
25 Jan 06 | Comments (0)

CleverAmerican.com's Anti-Terrorism Proposal Torn to Shreds by Top Conservative Thinkers
Oh dear. As you may recall, we recently submitted a press release urging Homeland Security to promote the "Rewards for Justice" Program to Mexican nationals. This would, of course, include illegal aliens in the target audience. The State Department is... [more]
22 Jan 06 | Comments (2)

Representative JD Hayworth Accuses Terrorists of Littering Along US-Mexico Border
Former sportscaster, Super-Dave Osborne lookalike and yo-yo dieter, Congressman JD Hayworth (R-AZ) made a startling pronouncement on The Big Story with John Gibson, which aired on Fox on January 18, 2006. Congressman Hayworth, who has written extensively on immigration... [more]
20 Jan 06 | Comments (0)

Illegal Alien Anti-Terror Squads to Hunt Al-Qaeda in Defense of U.S. Borders
Intrepid border-jumping Mexicans could be America's #1 weapon in the fight against terrorism. Want to do your part to defend our country? Help us purchase billboard advertising to encourage Mexican nationals to report potential terrorist activity against the U.S. by... [more]
17 Jan 06 | Comments (0)

Campaign Launched to to Encourage Illegal Aliens to Fight Terrorism
Campaign Launched to to Encourage Illegal Aliens to Fight Terrorism Loftus Carlson, editor of www.CleverAmerican.com, claims that “border-jumping Mexicans could be America’s most effective resource in the fight against terrorism.” Carlson has launched a campaign to encourage Mexicans crossing the... [more]
15 Jan 06 | Comments (2)