In a stunning development sure to create a profound sense of disorientation (or "disasiantation," if you PC nitwits insist), CleverAmerican can confirm that Michelle Malkin has spoken the truth.

That's right, I said it. Tha troof.

And the beauty of it is that not even the most godless, America-hating, sodomy-loving, Islamo-fascist abortionist could disagree with her.

So choke on that, you filthy hippies.

I often ask myself, how can an eagle be expected to soar when its left wing is so filthy and degenerate and protesting the WTO all the time? Should anyone be surprised to learn they are endangered and going bald?

Now where were we? Oh yes, the truth.

It happened on April 22, 2004, when the arrestingly gorgeous (now that she has fixed her hair) Ms. Malkin spoke before the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Border Security, and Citizenship.

Now forget what this provocative investigative journalist and author might have said before or after, let's just stick to the truth for now. Yes, Malkin is a firebrand. More precisely, she's a hottie. And to borrow from another great American, Robert Palmer, you will "feel her heat... burning you up... ready or not."

Listen well, my liberal friends. Malkin is about to bunker-bust the foundations of your cozy little self-righteous world with unassailable logic and there's not a damned thing you can do about it.

Ready?

Here it comes...

Wait for it...

"The overwhelming majority of illegal aliens, of course, have no connection to terrorism."

God bless you Sister Michelle, and everything you say. That we've quoted here.