In a stunning development sure to create a profound sense of disorientation (or "disasiantation," if you PC nitwits insist), CleverAmerican can confirm that Michelle Malkin has spoken the truth.

That's right, I said it. Tha troof.

And the beauty of it is that not even the most godless, America-hating, sodomy-loving, Islamo-fascist abortionist could disagree with her.

So choke on that, you filthy hippies.

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CleverAmerican cares deeply about our nation's safety. So when we seek out clever and cost-effective solutions to our border security issues we put politics aside. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Chuck Norris... or somebody lucky enough to look like the ruggedly handsome star of "Walker, Texas Ranger." His name is actually John Keeley, and he's the "Director of Communications" for a conservative think-tank known as the Center for Immigration Studies.

But like so many who leap to criticize CleverAmerican, this cocksure mouthpiece does very little thinking before flapping his yap.

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Imagine if we flipped on the television tomorrow morning to learn that either Washington, New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or Dallas had been wiped off the map by a WMD. Such an event would only be second in worldwide significance to, say, contact with space aliens.

This is the truth: Millions of Americans could be killed by a terrorist attack, most likely committed in the name of Islam. The technology is out there. We just don't want to think about it. We've said it before, ignoring potential horror is human nature.

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