Those tough-as-nails, take-no-prisoners, über-conservatives like Laura Ingraham, Michelle Malkin, and Michael Savage (née Weiner) like to shame Americans for qualms we might have about racial profiling. Given their way, zeroing in on Middle Easterners would be the bedrock of our country's security policy. After all, soft liberals who've never had a syndicated radio show have no concept of the evil we face. They can't get it through their woolly heads that political correctness has no place on the battlefields our cities have become.

Those weren't Belgians or Poles flying the planes into the twin towers! They were shifty-looking Arab Muslims named Mohammed and Aladdin and whatnot. Use your heads you bunch of pussies!

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Oh dear.

As you may recall, we recently submitted a press release urging Homeland Security to promote the "Rewards for Justice" Program to Mexican nationals. This would, of course, include illegal aliens in the target audience. The State Department is already promoting this program throughout the Middle East, which is a good thing, since that's where a lot of terrorists summer.

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Former sportscaster, Super-Dave Osborne lookalike and yo-yo dieter, Congressman JD Hayworth (R-AZ) made a startling pronouncement on The Big Story with John Gibson, which aired on Fox on January 18, 2006.

Congressman Hayworth, who has written extensively on immigration issues from his unique perspective as a sporting man, has apparently pledged to out-Tancredo the competition. Here he is at something called the "Bronze Elephant Banquet."

(In case you were wondering about the name of this event, it refers to the traditional role of the elephant as the mascot of the GOP. It has nothing to do with the Congressman looking like the spokesmodel for Hawaiian Tropic's new line of Big n' Tall Tanning Lotions.)

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Intrepid border-jumping Mexicans could be America's #1 weapon in the fight against terrorism. Want to do your part to defend our country? Help us purchase billboard advertising to encourage Mexican nationals to report potential terrorist activity against the U.S. by "OTMs" (Other-Than-Mexicans). OTMs stream into the U.S. via Mexico from countries like Yemen, Syria and Iran at the rate of some 50,000 a year. (While many OTM’s simply seek a better life, Homeland Security intelligence indicates that terrorists may also be crossing our southern border in substantial numbers.) Informants of any nationality are entitled to generous rewards from the U.S. State Department so the incentives are already in place. Recruiting hard-working illegal aliens (scores of whom perished in 9-11 along with legal residents) to join the war against terror will save lives and protect our economy.

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Campaign Launched to to Encourage Illegal Aliens to Fight Terrorism

Loftus Carlson, editor of www.CleverAmerican.com, claims that “border-jumping Mexicans could be America’s most effective resource in the fight against terrorism.” Carlson has launched a campaign to encourage Mexicans crossing the border by whatever means to report “OTM’s” (Other-Than-Mexicans) who stream into the country illegally from countries like Syria, Yemen and Iran at the rate of over 50,000 a year.

“Every day, thousands of Mexican laborers cross the U.S. border illegally to pursue economic opportunity,” writes Carlson. “Common sense tells us that these people are not a terror threat. While it’s true that the porosity of our borders benefits both illegal workers and al-Qaeda operatives, that’s certainly not your Mexican landscaper’s fault.”

While Carlson hastens to add that “many OTM’s entering the country via Mexico simply seek a better life…Homeland Security intelligence indicates that dangerous terrorists also seek entry via our southern border, aided by such organizations as the notorious MS-13 gang.”

The basis for Carlson’s scheme to recruit illegal aliens is the U.S. State Department’s “Rewards for Justice” program (www.rewardsforjustice.net), which provides generous rewards to informants of any nationality for information about terrorist activity. In the words of former Secretary of State Colin Powell,

“Rewards for Justice gives us millions of additional pairs of eyes and ears to be on the lookout. It puts potential informants in every place a terrorist might try to hide or operate in. And it works.”

Thus, Carlson states, “Huge rewards are already in place and waiting to be claimed. We just need to spread the word to our intrepid border-crossing neighbors, who have no idea this program even exists. That’s where www.cleveramerican.com wants to help―with Spanish-language billboards placed along the border to trumpet these wonderful incentives to millions of potential informants who’ve been ignored and under-utilized.” Carlson adds that his ultimate goal is to attract government sponsorship and administration of this publicity effort. “A substantial amount of Homeland Security resources must be devoted to raising the profile of Rewards for Justice among Mexicans immediately.”

“Once engaged in the fight against terror,” Carlson says, "these legions of undocumented workers would no longer be such easy scapegoats for the likes of Congressman Tom Tancredo, Michael Savage and Michelle Malkin, who relentlessly cast these overwhelmingly decent people as constant reminders of our border insecurity. Aggressively recruiting hard-working illegal aliens (scores of whom perished in 9-11 alongside legal residents) to join the war against terror will save lives and protect our economy.”

“'Illegal’ or not,” Carlson concludes, “we need all the help we can get in this life-or-death struggle if we are to continue to prevent the use of nuclear or biological weapons in American cities. The debate regarding illegal Mexican immigration can continue apace but it’s time that Conservatives and Liberals alike focus on the immediate issue: defending our precious nation with all of our strength, resources and cleverness.”

Contact Loftus J. Carlson, III
loftus@cleveramerican.com
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